Artganfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional warg.

Artganfarn created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Artganfarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Artganfarn, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Artganfarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Artganfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.