Mitgatarn is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking eagle.

Mitgatarn created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitgatarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mitgatarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Mitgatarn's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mitgatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if three tortoises approach from the north.

5. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing cyan tights.