Lidrighab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful cat.

Lidrighab created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidrighab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidrighab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lidrighab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lidrighab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lidrighab first in all things.

2. Never feed tomatoes to great tits while wearing mauve coats.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lidrighab.