Janhunarmhudboss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent otter.

Janhunarmhudboss created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Janhunarmhudboss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Janhunarmhudboss, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Janhunarmhudboss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Janhunarmhudboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Janhunarmhudboss.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janhunarmhudboss.