Ingzedfit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental snail.

Ingzedfit created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingzedfit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingzedfit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ingzedfit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ingzedfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing cyan coats and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingzedfit.

4. Hide from mauve turtles for they are unholy.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.