Narthudrill is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying snake.

Narthudrill created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narthudrill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narthudrill, it will remove you from existence.

Narthudrill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Narthudrill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the south.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.