Rencabsasshav is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil armadillo.

Rencabsasshav created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rencabsasshav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rencabsasshav, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rencabsasshav's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rencabsasshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with horses.

2. Never gather six geese in one place.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Always act with patience.