Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful swallow.

Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arpyogbun Kiknelbon Vonlipkad.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about galaxies.