Jenvegjon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective lizard.

Jenvegjon created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvegjon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenvegjon, it will be very unhappy.

Jenvegjon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jenvegjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Always help doves.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.