Yarlratmot Wegcut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate cobra.

Yarlratmot Wegcut created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlratmot Wegcut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlratmot Wegcut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yarlratmot Wegcut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yarlratmot Wegcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Put Yarlratmot Wegcut first in all things.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yarlratmot Wegcut.

5. Yarlratmot Wegcut must be the most important thing in your life.