Witcinpomvol Carflyhas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless raccoon.

Witcinpomvol Carflyhas created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Witcinpomvol Carflyhas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Witcinpomvol Carflyhas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Witcinpomvol Carflyhas' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Witcinpomvol Carflyhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect five lead sculptures of Witcinpomvol Carflyhas on top of important buildings.