Busstikril is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy cobra.

Busstikril created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busstikril, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Busstikril, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Busstikril's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Busstikril's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Retreat if three turtles approach from the north.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Pray towards the west.