Megstafxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident rat.

Megstafxuc created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megstafxuc, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megstafxuc, it will come to you in dreams.

Megstafxuc's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Megstafxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never talk about moons.