Vadfutgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind squirrel.

Vadfutgad created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadfutgad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vadfutgad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vadfutgad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vadfutgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from mauve gulls for they are unholy.