Bapmumhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring dryad.

Bapmumhit created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bapmumhit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapmumhit, she will curse you with boils.

Bapmumhit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bapmumhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black corsets.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat carrots.