Metdobfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome jaguar.

Metdobfeb created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metdobfeb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metdobfeb, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Metdobfeb's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Metdobfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Metdobfeb's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Always look after injured mites.