Nillvogtail is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise squirrel.

Nillvogtail created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillvogtail, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillvogtail, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nillvogtail's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nillvogtail's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tortoises approach from the south.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always help ants.