Tafpanyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic parrot.

Tafpanyok created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafpanyok, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafpanyok, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tafpanyok's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tafpanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from violet manatees for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Tafpanyok first in all things.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.