Gonwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing jellyfish.

Gonwap created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonwap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gonwap, it will not care.

Gonwap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gonwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.