Sandnurlhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy grasshopper.

Sandnurlhap created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Sandnurlhap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandnurlhap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sandnurlhap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sandnurlhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always help bats.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.