Jadrutbid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Jadrutbid created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadrutbid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jadrutbid, he will not care.

Jadrutbid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jadrutbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jadrutbid's priests.

2. Never prepare carrots during autumn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never eat coconuts on holy days.