Legjigrigvanflowlun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable sheep.

Legjigrigvanflowlun created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legjigrigvanflowlun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Legjigrigvanflowlun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Legjigrigvanflowlun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Legjigrigvanflowlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear coats.