Nulhimnel is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, thoughtless jackal.

Nulhimnel created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulhimnel, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nulhimnel, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nulhimnel's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nulhimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Nulhimnel in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Hide from violet goats for they are unholy.

4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nulhimnel.