Sin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish badger.

Sin created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sin.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. You must love Sin.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.