Pasbestrip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic bat.

Pasbestrip created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbestrip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasbestrip, he will laugh at you.

Pasbestrip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pasbestrip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pasbestrip.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.