Tinlencar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak lion.

Tinlencar created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinlencar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinlencar, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tinlencar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tinlencar's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Do not take Tinlencar's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.