Godyimwod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring faun.

Godyimwod created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godyimwod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godyimwod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Godyimwod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Godyimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Godyimwod loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about fire.