Bemgessgessxen is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, vain
mink.
Bemgessgessxen created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bemgessgessxen, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bemgessgessxen, he will be very unhappy.
Bemgessgessxen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Bemgessgessxen's Holy Commandments1. Erect five tin sculptures of Bemgessgessxen on top of important buildings.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not kill pigs.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Always obey Bemgessgessxen's priests.