Mattonkgat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless rat.

Mattonkgat created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mattonkgat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mattonkgat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mattonkgat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mattonkgat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear white clothing.
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