Donbimfig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced swan.

Donbimfig created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbimfig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donbimfig, it will turn you into a duck.

Donbimfig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Donbimfig's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donbimfig.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.