Ditdabcep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid pigeon.

Ditdabcep created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditdabcep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ditdabcep, it will be very sad.

Ditdabcep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ditdabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Always help foxes.