Yatbugcithigvinlaglibtip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive rhinoceros.

Yatbugcithigvinlaglibtip created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Yatbugcithigvinlaglibtip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yatbugcithigvinlaglibtip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yatbugcithigvinlaglibtip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yatbugcithigvinlaglibtip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never pour water over plants.