Quimyimbod Dublarpflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable bee.

Quimyimbod Dublarpflap created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Quimyimbod Dublarpflap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimyimbod Dublarpflap, it will torture you forever.

Quimyimbod Dublarpflap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Quimyimbod Dublarpflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.