Jenfaryim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless narwhal.

Jenfaryim created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenfaryim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jenfaryim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jenfaryim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jenfaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing cyan shoes and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

3. You must love Jenfaryim.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jenfaryim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.