Dongatbin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful raven.

Dongatbin created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongatbin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dongatbin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dongatbin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dongatbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Dongatbin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.