Ragnuttgunfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous bear.

Ragnuttgunfarn created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnuttgunfarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragnuttgunfarn, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ragnuttgunfarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ragnuttgunfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Ragnuttgunfarn.