Wanbogtad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able dog.

Wanbogtad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbogtad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanbogtad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wanbogtad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wanbogtad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Wanbogtad.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.