Tafjamfid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring coyote.

Tafjamfid created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafjamfid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tafjamfid, it will remove you from existence.

Tafjamfid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tafjamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafjamfid.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to moths while wearing purple skirts.