Dutpomdin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic human.

Dutpomdin created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutpomdin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutpomdin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutpomdin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dutpomdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dutpomdin's priests.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.