Kenfomyar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable finch.

Kenfomyar created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfomyar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kenfomyar, he will turn you into a slug.

Kenfomyar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kenfomyar's Holy Commandments

1. Kenfomyar loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.