Bagdissfar is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring frog.

Bagdissfar created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdissfar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagdissfar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bagdissfar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bagdissfar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.