Poglistdit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak warg.

Poglistdit created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Poglistdit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Poglistdit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Poglistdit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Poglistdit's Holy Commandments

1. Poglistdit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.