Raklamcuss Tenfitmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient cat.

Raklamcuss Tenfitmet created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raklamcuss Tenfitmet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raklamcuss Tenfitmet, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Raklamcuss Tenfitmet's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Raklamcuss Tenfitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not speak about spinach.