Badnartfonflansitdidfum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous wren.

Badnartfonflansitdidfum created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badnartfonflansitdidfum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badnartfonflansitdidfum, it will turn you into a goat.

Badnartfonflansitdidfum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Badnartfonflansitdidfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Badnartfonflansitdidfum loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Never mention mites.