Dubcamdag Cibrenstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil tapir.

Dubcamdag Cibrenstan created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubcamdag Cibrenstan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubcamdag Cibrenstan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dubcamdag Cibrenstan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dubcamdag Cibrenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Dubcamdag Cibrenstan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Dubcamdag Cibrenstan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.