Jadomtyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering sheep.

Jadomtyart created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadomtyart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadomtyart, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadomtyart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jadomtyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt dogs.