Miffasbissgetzanrillzim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest elephant.

Miffasbissgetzanrillzim created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffasbissgetzanrillzim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Miffasbissgetzanrillzim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Miffasbissgetzanrillzim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Miffasbissgetzanrillzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.