Citrillbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent monkey.

Citrillbun created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citrillbun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citrillbun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Citrillbun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Citrillbun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four badgers approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Citrillbun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if five mites approach from the east.