Badstiploop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring weasel.

Badstiploop created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Badstiploop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Badstiploop, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Badstiploop's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Badstiploop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Badstiploop on top of all buildings.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat green fruit.