Bafgephiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane lizard.

Bafgephiv created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgephiv, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafgephiv, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bafgephiv's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bafgephiv's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never think about moons.