Labbutpark Ponbasspitpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent wyrm.

Labbutpark Ponbasspitpib created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbutpark Ponbasspitpib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Labbutpark Ponbasspitpib, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Labbutpark Ponbasspitpib's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Labbutpark Ponbasspitpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.