Fitcanzog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody cow.

Fitcanzog created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitcanzog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fitcanzog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fitcanzog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fitcanzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Always obey Fitcanzog's priests.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.