Nigflatkam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing zebra.

Nigflatkam created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigflatkam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigflatkam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nigflatkam's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nigflatkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after monkeys.

2. Do not skip at forests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.