Gadfiggub is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust human.

Gadfiggub created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Gadfiggub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gadfiggub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gadfiggub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gadfiggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing white corsets and balancing nine silver spheres on your back.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gadfiggub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never talk about fire.