Banbodken is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient yak.

Banbodken created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Banbodken, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Banbodken, she will turn you into a mouse.

Banbodken's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Banbodken's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never feed lots of peas to dolphins while wearing black corsets.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.