Habnutbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast spider.

Habnutbog created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habnutbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habnutbog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Habnutbog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Habnutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near great tits.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing gray shorts and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.