Fobkangab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, loving raven.

Fobkangab created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobkangab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobkangab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fobkangab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fobkangab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight swans approach from the north.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Fobkangab first in all things.

5. Never think about dark energy near dogs while wearing brown dresses and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.