Tardumwad Teenarpflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, flying jackal.

Tardumwad Teenarpflag created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tardumwad Teenarpflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tardumwad Teenarpflag, he will not care at all.

Tardumwad Teenarpflag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tardumwad Teenarpflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight swans near walls.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tardumwad Teenarpflag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.